we had one girl who was obviously from melbourne in a couple weeks back asking what our coffee options were, and upon pointing to the make-it-yourself machine near the door, she gave us a less than polite "eww"
had another guy in this morning who, after asking for a long black, starred at us for a minute until we had to tell him to make it himself
like do you not see the machine on your way in? can you see our professional coffee machine setup that we don't actually have?