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tungusky. the mastodon app that makes your phone explode, flattening over 2000 square km of forest

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like it fucks you up and you can't think straight since half your head just feels clogged up and numb but also kinda hurting

got ear drops and antibiotics today so hopefully they start helping

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holy fuck i hate ear infections this shit sucks

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we're seeing nintendo 3ds levels at about 78%

(78%) ■■■■■■■□□□

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ph-, alc 

and, by extension, sick guts from drinking last night

the two are entirely unrelated, i promise

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breaking copyright law is not only a right, it is a duty
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drinking some juice

boost this toot if you would like a sip of the juice

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if your cat often bothers you at your computer and walks all over your keyboard, it's because they're trying to join you and do what you're doing. It's a sign of affection! One way to mitigate disruption without pushing away your cat is by buying your cat their own laptop and plugging it in next to yours. make sure the laptop has wifi, a VPN, and access to the darkweb

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For simplicity my brain decided that every computer-related Linus is the same
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like do you not see the machine on your way in? can you see our professional coffee machine setup that we don't actually have?

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we had one girl who was obviously from melbourne in a couple weeks back asking what our coffee options were, and upon pointing to the make-it-yourself machine near the door, she gave us a less than polite "eww"

had another guy in this morning who, after asking for a long black, starred at us for a minute until we had to tell him to make it himself

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people really have high expectations of service station coffee

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scp-blahaj
class: keter

containement procedure: scp-blahaj must be kept in someone's arms.

description: scp-blahaj is a cute shaped shark plushie from IKEA. It requires cuddles and will get angy if it doesn't. When one cuddles scp-blahaj, cool and good brain chemicals will go brrrrrrr.

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